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Aw man, I can see it now....

*Firestar kills Scourge, epic death scene and yadda yadda yadda*
*Scourge descends into the blackness, his life flashing before his eyes*
*lands in this endlessly foggy landscape*
".....well this sucks...."
*sir tendy falls down beside him*
Scourge: *kawaii desu desu face*
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Ashfur: Scourge! They dropped me in here too! :D We can finally be together now! Wait a minute...who's that.

Sir Tendy : You've been replaced!

Honestly, great picture though. I love the white collar.
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Starclan cats: Ashfur! Get your ass back up here!
Dark forest cats: YOU WILL BE OURS ONE DAY!!!!

*Scourge gallops into the distance with Sir Tendy upon his head*
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Ashfur: NOOOOOOO! ... Oh well, I have other hos in both realms anyway!
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*Scourge loses Sir Tendy* D':
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Ashfur: Too bad, Whitewing, Hollyleaf, Hawkfrost, and others are already clinging on me now. Got no more time for you. XD

BTW, it is sort of canon that Hollyleaf has a crush on Ashfur...or say Hollypaw...
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*Scourge withers into nothing*

And then she killed him
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Eh. It's a kismesis/haterom relationship. XD This is why you need to catch up on Homestuck. I need to make Homestuck related jokes here that make sense to someone. XD
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