Me: Yuki-chan? you okay?
Yuki: *le sobbing*
Me: what happened?
Yuki: Dolly made some guy touch me in an inapropro fashi-
Me: say no moar, brb -grabs giant hammer-
Rapist: WTF?!
Me: tralalala~~ *wacks with hammer* *cute voice* dun touch my Yuyu-chan, k~?
Rapist: *dea-----d*
Dolly: LOVE ME DAMMIT
Gilbert: ....
Me: *le punch to zhe face* biatch please.
Dolly: what the hell man?
Me: *wacks with hammer* kikiki~~~ i am scarier than russia, da~? *<---cute voice*
*casually walks away like a boss*
Gilbert: hey Yuki? Some weird girl mentioned your name, do you know her?
Yuki: *le sigh* yes, that's Panda-senpai ^^
Gilbert: ......