Belgium? Sheesh, all I know about Belgium is waffles n' beer. Lesse here... hmm... okay... Belgium. You have three official languages, your capital is Brussels, you have a parliamentary constitutional monarchy... hmm... well, sounds like a nice place... but... how attractive are the women?
Ah well, at least you all drive on the right. If I had any advice for you, it would be a moot point because here in Puerto Rico the only driving law we adhere to is "drive on the paved roads"... and that one is still only sometimes. I once saw a pickup with three horses in the back. I don't know about you, but that freaks my friends from the States out.