Comment on Billy Snapper by KBAFourthtime
(Heath Lynx's phone rings.)
HEATH: Hello.
BILLY SNAPPER: Is Miss Lottadough there?
HEATH: Who?
BILLY SNAPPER: Lottadough. Middle name Mia, first initials, U.O.
HEATH: Just a second. *calls out* Is there a Lottadough there? U.O. Mia Lottadough! Hey, everyone! Does anyone know You Owe Me a Lot of Dough?!
HEATH: Hello.
BILLY SNAPPER: Is Miss Lottadough there?
HEATH: Who?
BILLY SNAPPER: Lottadough. Middle name Mia, first initials, U.O.
HEATH: Just a second. *calls out* Is there a Lottadough there? U.O. Mia Lottadough! Hey, everyone! Does anyone know You Owe Me a Lot of Dough?!
Classic.
*laughs* Like I ever borrowed any money from you! 
HEATH: Wait a minute... *into the phone as Billy laughs* ... one of these days, when I catch you, I'm gonna beat you into bits! *hangs up*
HEATH: Wait a minute... *into the phone as Billy laughs* ... one of these days, when I catch you, I'm gonna beat you into bits! *hangs up*
*ring ring*
(Who's that aimed at?)
Heath.
(Heath answers.)
HEATH: Hello.
HEATH: Hello.
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