I was all like: things like this are too personal to put in a diary. I MEAN, HAVE YOU NOTICED YOU LIVE WITH THE "MATTIAS KØLHER"???
Exactly! LUKAS. PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.
MATHIAS LIVING WITH YOU+ME AS ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS+that...IN YOUR DIARY=EMBARRASSMENT TO YOU!
MATHIAS LIVING WITH YOU+ME AS ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS+that...IN YOUR DIARY=EMBARRASSMENT TO YOU!
=and possible massive boner and random sex.
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XD
XD
Norway: Why must you two torture me so?
Me: Cuz we can, silly~!
Norway: Why must you two torture me so?
Me: Cuz we can, silly~!
*pretends to strip* Hey, big brother
*when Lukas blushes, proceed to laugh ass off*
*then gets raped by said Norwegian*
me: DAMN! I..can'ttttt wallllkkk.
*when Lukas blushes, proceed to laugh ass off*
*then gets raped by said Norwegian*
me: DAMN! I..can'ttttt wallllkkk.
Me:*Slowly cowers in corner* Norge!
Norway: Hmm?
Me: I love you and all, but sometimes, I wish you had a tie I could choke...
Norway: Hmm?
Me: I love you and all, but sometimes, I wish you had a tie I could choke...
*uses random Mint Bunny magic to poof up a tie*
*chokes the sexy Norwegian*
*then runs away saying: IT WAS MATHIAS!*
*for some reason, said Dane gets choked*
*then gets raped agai-Mathias: it's not rape if you enjo-*chokes him**
Me: THIS ISNT FUNNY! I CANT WALK!
*chokes the sexy Norwegian*
*then runs away saying: IT WAS MATHIAS!*
*for some reason, said Dane gets choked*
*then gets raped agai-Mathias: it's not rape if you enjo-*chokes him**
Me: THIS ISNT FUNNY! I CANT WALK!
Me: MATHIAS, SHUT UP! *gets raped by a sexy Norwegian, this time*
Norway: *starts talking to a troll*
Me: DAMMIT! NOW I CAN'T WALK!
Mathias: *laughs*
Me: *crawls over and chokes him with his tie*
Norway: *starts talking to a troll*
Me: DAMMIT! NOW I CAN'T WALK!
Mathias: *laughs*
Me: *crawls over and chokes him with his tie*
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