MEANWHILE...
T-T-TOO MUCH!! HELP ME
Of all the worst things that could happen, this is the WORST POSSIBLE THING
He's Pinkie, She's Pinkie, You're Pinkie I'M PINKIE! Are there any other Pinkies i should know about?
OH *ghasp* MY *ghasp* CELESTIA *ghasp* TOO *ghasp* MUCH *ghasp* (Faints)
Well, this is hopeless... Goodbye world!