MoeHellbourne's avatar
Y'know, I take pride in being a bandit. I dunno why everybody else is so driven to prove they aren't. Yeah, I'm a bandit. With bees. Directed at you.
handsomejackplz's avatar
Ooh, I'm terrified! That one doesn't seem to fit... Wait, wait, I've got a better one. No! Not the bees! Oh no!

Someone give me an Oscar! Haha, I'm not scared of a few bees. Go back to Bandittown and find a real weapon, then we'll talk.
Vengefulpadre's avatar
hey from one innocent venture capitalist with a dream that was crushed to another, we should have shot them in the head THREE times and then cut their heads off, lackeys seem incompetent and those damn treasure hunters cheated BOTH of us out of victory. I was going to rebuild Vegas into a utopia free of the savagery of the post nuclear world where money was made and lost every day, and I was a god,you were going to do the same for pandora, I feel like we should've paid our script writers more for better canon endings for us.
handsomejackplz's avatar
Vengefulpadre's avatar
mr. Jack, I do propose when the next sequel is released, we pay money to have better scripts written, and we send our enemies to the sun, while we toast a beautiful victory and make more money than god. if this does not work, we kill the script writers.
MoeHellbourne's avatar
You're just trying to hide that you are, in fact, terrified.

It's okay. I won't tell anyone.
handsomejackplz's avatar
I'm not even allergic to bees though.
MoeHellbourne's avatar
You don't have to be. Thousands of bees are still annoying as all hell. :3
handsomejackplz's avatar
True, good thing I've got plenty of fire weapons, bug spray and one heck of a shield.