Comment on Too Cool For You (Dave Strider X Reader) by MetricScenie
woah wait i belong to you how does that happen
AHAHA. FOOLISH MORTAL. I AM YOUR FATHER. YOU BELONG TO ME~
ohhai father
HEEEEEYYYYY GUUURRRRRLLLL XD
hows my good father doin
Weeeeelllllllll, haha. I just ran a hipster sloth over with my lawnmower.... so yeah.
and you didn't invite me?