I've been trying to write it down, but I've been having trouble. Basically, this is what happened. I had to take my husband to work (he works out in the boondocks, way out in the prairie). I had reached that point in my education where I had to start thinking about writing a thesis proposal, but I had no clue what I wanted to write about. So after I dropped him off, I was thinking pretty hard on that. And then, I saw this coyote running along the road. That, in and of itself, isn't unusual. Coyotes run rampant here. But this one caught my eye. It was enormous, almost as big as a wolf, with no trace of mange, and a beautiful reddish-gold coat. It was like the perfect coyote specimen. What was unusual was that flying not a foot above it was a raven. Again, the perfect specimen. Its feathers were black and glossy, no evidence of mites, no moulting. They were heading together in the same direction. Skeptics have insisted that was just a coincidence. But I swear, they were heading towards the sunset together. They looked like they
belonged together, as if a coyote chilling with a raven was the most natural thing in the world.
Well, Monkeys
are supposed to be clever. It was just the idea that I was this animal that flings poo at passersby at the zoo. Oh, I like snakes! I tried to catch a rattlesnake with my bare hands last year. And then animal control showed up and told me it was a bullsnake.
So I recently learned that in the Chinese zodiac, there's the Four Pillars of Destiny - you have signs associated with the hour, day, month, and year of your birth. Mine, in that order, are the Rat, Snake, Goat, and Monkey. I wish I had a Tiger, Dragon, Horse, or even Dog in my chart, but whatever. Anyway, I researched them all, of course, and while I had reservations about them because they're sucky animals, I came to love them.
Archery is fun. We had to learn how to shoot in PE in high school as part of a hunter's safety course. My teacher was awful and I couldn't shoot a bow to save my life. Fast forward to a few months ago when I bought a real Robin Hood-ish type of wooden bow for my son at the Larkspur Renaissance Festival. I got to playing with it myself, and with a little guidance from my husband (who's really good at archery), I was able to shoot pretty well. No one was more shocked than me. I guess I just needed a patient teacher.