master-ninjabear's avatar

I'll tell you what makes me sad.

I had a short story returned by a fanzine editor---a Next-Gen, Dr. Who crossover---because they didn't know Who the Doctor was.
I had a few beers, banged out a new story in four hours, sent it off then went to bed; that one was accepted.

celticarchie's avatar
Where has this person been for the past...sixty years. :wow:
master-ninjabear's avatar

It's worse than you think, this happened about 25 years ago---in the story, the 7th Doctor and Ace visit the Enterprise, because he needs to borrow something from Guinan.

I was truly stunned no one on the editorial board of this particular fanzine had any idea Who the Doctor was, but they liked the story I hammered out overnight while drunk.
In "The Perfect Gift", Worf slips away from his own birthday party to try out the best present you can give a Klingon. 

celticarchie's avatar
Best present you can give a Klingon...I shudder to think! ;P
master-ninjabear's avatar

Wesley sent an upgrade to Worf's holodeck workout program...a ninja. 

Ninja Battle!