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Love your pumkin, great work, you are an real artist, for working with fading material...!!! Really, that's what my Mum told me, when I was a kid and we walked the beaches of France and an elderly man was sculpting live-size women just into and with the sand on the beach. I was stunned, but my Mum told, that's what real artist do.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Mark Twain