I am sorry for being... complicated! xD
Oh yes! You saved my christmas and my faith in humanity!! Thanks a lot for that!
Also, yes I am a goose and you are a kiwi!! (you win, because kiwis are so damn adoreable) A goose just talks to much and they look like the ugly version of a swan. Kiwi's are fluffy, unique and they are handed to chiefs of a tribe as a present!! Not to mention they taste delicious as fruits!!