Comment on For tuna the can tolls by MirroredKnight
Luigifan: Oh for crying out loud - Sonja's told us about the future! Matt and Tori have four kids! And apparently Annie and Tails' youngest son falls in love with Matt and Tori's youngest daughter, the affection isn't mutual, I make a love potion to try and make it mutual, but the love potion turns out to be a stinkbomb, and hilarity ensues... I'll admit, Sonja went into way too much detail and I kinda zoned out...
Annie: ... ... ...
Sonja:
I tend to go through events that have yet to happen in my sleep. Usually I find myself watching the lives of my children, nieces, and nephews... Another thing I've seen is a wasp calling herself "Queen Sectonia" being a royal pain to deal with... pun completely intended. Also, in 15 years, Horizon and Charmory actually convince Green Horse to stop his more inhumane experiments and release the prisoners, only for the father of one of the ex-captives to go on a genocidal anti-half-Seedrian spree, and-
Luigifan: Too much information... [More details about that incident will be revealed later.]
Tulip: So... What else did I miss while I was unconscious?
Tails: Well, the Ant God attacked, and there was one hell of a battle... *begins explaining the events to Tulip*
Annie: *also listens in, curious about what happened after she fell asleep*
Felicia: *is absolutely dreading the mention of Boar's car*
Annie: ... ... ...
Sonja:
I tend to go through events that have yet to happen in my sleep. Usually I find myself watching the lives of my children, nieces, and nephews... Another thing I've seen is a wasp calling herself "Queen Sectonia" being a royal pain to deal with... pun completely intended. Also, in 15 years, Horizon and Charmory actually convince Green Horse to stop his more inhumane experiments and release the prisoners, only for the father of one of the ex-captives to go on a genocidal anti-half-Seedrian spree, and-Luigifan: Too much information... [More details about that incident will be revealed later.]
Tulip: So... What else did I miss while I was unconscious?
Tails: Well, the Ant God attacked, and there was one hell of a battle... *begins explaining the events to Tulip*
Annie: *also listens in, curious about what happened after she fell asleep*
Felicia: *is absolutely dreading the mention of Boar's car*
Boar: ...*to Luigifan* Are you by any chance a user of hallucinogens?
Tora: C'mon brother! It is written proof that Matt will get Tori, or at least spoken truth.
Boar: If a man talks about you're sister marrying a man and then their daughter being chased by one of their friend's son and it involves the man trying to make your sister marry the man then make their daughter fall in love with the friend's son but fails completely, you don't take his word for it, you question it!
Matt: Why are you shipping my hypothetical daughter with one of my friend's hypothetical children?
Tora: C'mon brother! It is written proof that Matt will get Tori, or at least spoken truth.
Boar: If a man talks about you're sister marrying a man and then their daughter being chased by one of their friend's son and it involves the man trying to make your sister marry the man then make their daughter fall in love with the friend's son but fails completely, you don't take his word for it, you question it!
Matt: Why are you shipping my hypothetical daughter with one of my friend's hypothetical children?
Luigifan: No I'm not hallucinating, I'm just talking about what Sonja's told me-
Sonja: Which may not necessarily come to be. The future's not set in stone.
Luigifan: Besides, I'm a love freak. I see two people with chemistry, I wanna help 'em be together. It's just in my nature.
Flora: *is telling Tulip about how she escaped the Ant God, then returned to Tori's house to find what had become of her* Ugh... Seeing you like that was... It was just horrible.
Tulip: Flora...
I'm sorry you had to see me like that...
Flora: It's all right, I'm just glad that you're okay.
Sonja: Which may not necessarily come to be. The future's not set in stone.
Luigifan: Besides, I'm a love freak. I see two people with chemistry, I wanna help 'em be together. It's just in my nature.
Flora: *is telling Tulip about how she escaped the Ant God, then returned to Tori's house to find what had become of her* Ugh... Seeing you like that was... It was just horrible.
Tulip: Flora...
I'm sorry you had to see me like that...Flora: It's all right, I'm just glad that you're okay.
Boar: Either way it's completely ridiculous. You claim you successfully force Tori and the moron together, and then you try to force their daughter to marry the son of two of the foxes but fail. how am I supposed to believe that? All you have to back it up is a dream that Sonja had.
Tora: She can see the future bro, it is written, and so it shall be.
Boar: SCREW WHAT IS FATED TO BE! I'll tear that dream to pieces to keep Tori away from that freak!
Tori: MREOW!*slashes Boar's couch in disapproval*
Boar: Tora, write down scratching post on the list of things we need to buy.
Devin:*listening to Flora* Skip to the good parts please.
Tora: She can see the future bro, it is written, and so it shall be.
Boar: SCREW WHAT IS FATED TO BE! I'll tear that dream to pieces to keep Tori away from that freak!
Tori: MREOW!*slashes Boar's couch in disapproval*
Boar: Tora, write down scratching post on the list of things we need to buy.
Devin:*listening to Flora* Skip to the good parts please.
Luigifan: *glaring at Boar* Excuse me, but are you threatening to kill Sonja's daughter?!?
Todd: Wait, what?
Sonja: ...
Flora: Um... So, anyways, Luigifan called everyone here shortly before the Ant God arrived-
Tails: Um... Where are Cream and Sprout?
Amy: ._.;
Galaxina: ._.;
*Just then, Sprout and Cream show up, both of them yawning.*
Sprout: What did we miss?
Flora: *sigh* Everything. Including Felicia crashing Boar's car... Dear Lord, he was pissed...
Felicia: *looks very, very ashamed of herself*
Tulip: Wait, what?
Todd: And Felicia became suicidal because Boar couldn't restrain his anger!!!
Tulip: What?!? *glares at Boar*
Felicia: ...His words were harsh... But... I overreacted...
Margaret: And you scared me and Todd half to death! We thought we were going to lose you!!!
Felicia:
Tulip: What?!?
Knuckles: She charged at the Ant God like a berserker and almost got eaten.
Annie:
Tulip: What?!? Oh dear... Felicia... *Tulip hugs Felicia to try to comfort her.*
Todd: Wait, what?
Sonja: ...
Flora: Um... So, anyways, Luigifan called everyone here shortly before the Ant God arrived-
Tails: Um... Where are Cream and Sprout?
Amy: ._.;
Galaxina: ._.;
*Just then, Sprout and Cream show up, both of them yawning.*
Sprout: What did we miss?
Flora: *sigh* Everything. Including Felicia crashing Boar's car... Dear Lord, he was pissed...
Felicia: *looks very, very ashamed of herself*
Tulip: Wait, what?
Todd: And Felicia became suicidal because Boar couldn't restrain his anger!!!
Tulip: What?!? *glares at Boar*
Felicia: ...His words were harsh... But... I overreacted...
Margaret: And you scared me and Todd half to death! We thought we were going to lose you!!!
Felicia:
Tulip: What?!?
Knuckles: She charged at the Ant God like a berserker and almost got eaten.
Annie:
Tulip: What?!? Oh dear... Felicia... *Tulip hugs Felicia to try to comfort her.*
Boar:*To Luigifan* What in the nine hells are you talking about? We are talking about dreams of the future, not the dreamer's daughter. Honestly how do you confuse the word dream for a person?
Tora: What if that was that person's name?
Boar: What kind of a name is Dream?
Matt: What kind of a name is I?
Boar: I hate you.
Tori:*flops over next to Annie, apparently wanting to be petted, or at least wants attention*
Tora: What if that was that person's name?
Boar: What kind of a name is Dream?
Matt: What kind of a name is I?
Boar: I hate you.
Tori:*flops over next to Annie, apparently wanting to be petted, or at least wants attention*
Luigifan: I'm not sure what I'm talking about either, you'd have to ask Sonja.
Annie: So... What happened after I fell asleep?
Flora: Well... We beat down the Ant God's army and saved everyone, but then the Ant God powered up and started to turn the tables... Cosmo and Felicia got knocked unconscious, Galaxina got a huge headache, and... well... it managed to kill Luther and Lillian and nearly kill Tails...
Annie: What?!?
Tulip: Oh dear...
Flora: Thankfully, Jumpy took care of Tails and Luther and Matt took care of Lillian. And Margaret was able to zap them awake...
Dandelion: Uncle Tails was kinda loopy for a while after that...
Annie: Huh?
Tails: I don't want to talk about it.
Annie: So... What happened after I fell asleep?
Flora: Well... We beat down the Ant God's army and saved everyone, but then the Ant God powered up and started to turn the tables... Cosmo and Felicia got knocked unconscious, Galaxina got a huge headache, and... well... it managed to kill Luther and Lillian and nearly kill Tails...
Annie: What?!?
Tulip: Oh dear...
Flora: Thankfully, Jumpy took care of Tails and Luther and Matt took care of Lillian. And Margaret was able to zap them awake...
Dandelion: Uncle Tails was kinda loopy for a while after that...
Annie: Huh?
Tails: I don't want to talk about it.
Boar: I know what I'm talking about, and I'm talking about proving that vision false! You had best not get in my way "Luigifan", or else you're pokemon, go on a one way trip to the data graveyard.
Tora: Dude, this is why you have like, zero friends.
Boar:*holds up Tori* Who needs friends when you have a great sister like Tori*
Tori: Meow...*she seems to want to go back to the floor*
Matt: You're really weirding me out man.
Boar: Then maybe you'd rather not marry my sister.
Matt: Uh, no. I rather would.
Boar: (Why did I think that was going to work?)
Tora: Dude, this is why you have like, zero friends.
Boar:*holds up Tori* Who needs friends when you have a great sister like Tori*
Tori: Meow...*she seems to want to go back to the floor*
Matt: You're really weirding me out man.
Boar: Then maybe you'd rather not marry my sister.
Matt: Uh, no. I rather would.
Boar: (Why did I think that was going to work?)
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