Falling teapots,
All I know is that horse pussy would be more inviting than your's! I'll bet you are more akin to a cow.
In reality, I wouldn't even try. Take away the awkwardness of the idea, and it would still be stupid and dangerous. Get off your high horse, I'm sure equally absurd and disgusting things go through your mind too, but I don't judge. Apparently, you do. Not that I care.
Good job wsache007, suggestive or not, it is still a good piece of art.