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*Why does everyone keep using the term 'Solly' I don't even...*

*Soldier and Pyro are in the Red Spawn room on the first Red spawn on Dustbowl*
Soldier: Pyro, you gotta light?
Pyro: *raises flamethrower to meet Soldier's Cigar*
Soldier: Uh...NONONONONO THAT'S NOT WHAT I----

*FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF*

*Soldier from lower-chest up is completely charcoal-black; Helemet is cracked in front; left leather strap still on fire; Cigar is charred but glowing bright red at the tip and releasing smoke*

Pyro: Mmmph mmph?
Soldier: *face fills with pure rage; eyes turn blood-red*
Pyro: Uhfffff...maffee myh muuffa mefff muf-mufff ufff...?
Soldier: *Pulls out shovel* YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE USED THAT FLAMETHROWER!!!!!!!
*camera cuts to outside the spawn-room*

*CRRAAACHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*