A. I only troll people on Minecraft. Y'know, on servers, where, greifing is allowed.
B. Let's pretend you're an Atheist. You mind your own business, and suddenly, some Christian jumps at you and starts bugging you about your love for the LAWRD. What do you do? Be annoyed, generally, and try to mind your business. But it keeps happening! What I did, you see, was flip my shit, and now I spend my spare time trying to disprove the bastards that force the Bible down my throat.
C. I'm a sailor. Accept that.