me *changes America's birth cetificate to 'Porkchop'*
Allen:....
Alfred/'porkchop': WHY?!?!![Llama Emoji-07 (Hopeless or Scared) [V1]](https://orig08.deviantart.net/c359/f/2013/347/3/9/llama_emoji_07__hopeless_or_scared___v1__by_jerikuto-d6tyqhi.gif)
me: Be happy. i would kill for that name![Llama Emoji 41 (Sleepy) [V2]](https://orig12.deviantart.net/edee/f/2013/326/c/4/llama_emoji_41__sleepy___v2__by_jerikuto-d6uwuv7.gif)
Allen:....*gives me the 'wtf' look*
Allen:....
Alfred/'porkchop': WHY?!?!
me: Be happy. i would kill for that name
Allen:....*gives me the 'wtf' look*
Yea, 'cuz Imma eat him.
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