Comment on Poke Zexion by Leversa
STOP YOU MUST CONTINUE READING THIS YOU CAN'T NOT STOP READING THIS BECAUSE IF YOU DO THEN YOU WILL EXPLODE AND YOUR REMAINS WILL BE EATEN BY A PURPLE MONSTER, NOW YOU CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T NOT WARN YOU
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIRL. THEN ONE NIGHT SHE WAS EATING PIZZA SHE DROPPED HER PIZZA ON THE FLOOR. THE NEXT DAY SHE COMMITED SUICIDE. YOU MUST SEND THIS TO OVER 9000 PEOPLE WHO ARE EATING PIZZA OR YOU WILL SUFFER A CRUEL FATE
DON'T BELIEVE ME?
CASE 1: ONE DAY STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE READ THIS. SHE ONLY SENT IT TO 9000 PEOPLE, NOT OVER 9000. NOW SHE'S ON A CRAPPY COMPUTER-ANIMATED HUB CARTOON.
CASE 2: A GIRL NAMED JENNY READ THIS AND SENT IT TO 9021 PEOPLE, BUT 46 OF THEM WEREN'T EATING PIZZA. NOW SHE'S STUCK BEING USED AS EXAMPLES IN CHAIN LETTERS
CASE 3: A CAT READ THIS AND SHE SENT IT TO OVER 9000 PEOPLE EATING POPTARTS, NOT PIZZA. NOW SHE'S HALF-POPTART AND ENDLESSLY SOARING THROUGH OUTER SPACE.
tl;dr, chain letters are lame
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIRL. THEN ONE NIGHT SHE WAS EATING PIZZA SHE DROPPED HER PIZZA ON THE FLOOR. THE NEXT DAY SHE COMMITED SUICIDE. YOU MUST SEND THIS TO OVER 9000 PEOPLE WHO ARE EATING PIZZA OR YOU WILL SUFFER A CRUEL FATE
DON'T BELIEVE ME?
CASE 1: ONE DAY STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE READ THIS. SHE ONLY SENT IT TO 9000 PEOPLE, NOT OVER 9000. NOW SHE'S ON A CRAPPY COMPUTER-ANIMATED HUB CARTOON.
CASE 2: A GIRL NAMED JENNY READ THIS AND SENT IT TO 9021 PEOPLE, BUT 46 OF THEM WEREN'T EATING PIZZA. NOW SHE'S STUCK BEING USED AS EXAMPLES IN CHAIN LETTERS
CASE 3: A CAT READ THIS AND SHE SENT IT TO OVER 9000 PEOPLE EATING POPTARTS, NOT PIZZA. NOW SHE'S HALF-POPTART AND ENDLESSLY SOARING THROUGH OUTER SPACE.
tl;dr, chain letters are lame
Poor nyan cat