Sasuke: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL FINGER BORUTO WITH MY CHIDORI!
Naruto: NO! HE'S MY KID! HE'S MINE TO PUNISH!
Sasuke: YOU ABANDONED HIM WHEN HE NEEDED YOU THE MOST! I AM THE FATHER HE NEVER HAD!
Naruto: AND I'M THE FATHER SARADA NEVER HAD!
Sasuke: OH JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF, DOBE! YOU BARELY DID ANYTHING AT ALL AND RISKED HER LIFE, DUMBASS!
Naruto: Ohhh....forgot.
Sasuke: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT LITTLE SHIT, I'LL MAKE HIM
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE! Naruto: SO THIS GOHAN-PICCOLO RELATIONSHIP REALLY HIT YOU HARD, HUH?
Sasuke: WHAT ABOUT IT?
Naruto: NOTHING, NOTHING! LET'S FIND THE TWO NOW!
Inspiration: DBZ Abridged
Part of the DBZ Abridged series that gave me inspiration:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmmr6F…
I wish naruto never married hinata. he's a fucking jackass, I don't care for his orphaned past.