Comment on Meet the Artist by NyQuilDreamer
It is quite super.
And powerful.
And powerful.
The Beard's true power is to drive women wild! 
My wife would heartily disagree 
She doesn't like your beard?! She says it like kissing a hedgehog's butt.
Hedgehogs often break in and put their butts in your faces?! This is a serious crime of nature XD lol