Did you just completely disregard the rules of my request for an explanation?
I said the explanation is not allowed to be about their physical appearance, their physical appearance is the first thing in your explanation. Death Battles are about two people trying to kill each other, not falling in love or simply wanting to bone each other. There is zero homoerotic subtext in death battles, unless you're the kind of person that actually gets off on that kinda stuff... The rest of your explanation is mere speculation that is dependent on the possibility of Sakurai seeing yaoi and thinking something other than, "I'm going to stay away from this site for a while...".
You broke the rules my request for an explanation. Your explanation is shallow and grounded in airheaded fangirlism desperately searching for yaoi subtext when there is none to be found, and making up your own subtext when you can't find any to make your own yaoi filled fantasy world. I win this argument by the virtue of you failing to give a response grounded in logic and in game facts.