Everyone always wants to talk about what boys they think are cute! *headdesk* I swear I am asexual, which makes these sorts of conversations very difficult. I also have no idea who certain famous people are. Damn small talk! 
The figments of my imagination are much more fun to talk too.
The figments of my imagination are much more fun to talk too.
Indeed. And they don't require excessive bloody knowledge of gossip of who-did-what-in-soandso-bathroom-with-soandso... Even as a guy I seem to have to require this knowledge.
What the heck? (Though figments /do/ have fun dirty secrets about soandso mythical creatures...
You know, interesting stuff.)
What the heck? (Though figments /do/ have fun dirty secrets about soandso mythical creatures...
You know, interesting stuff.)