Okay, here's a re-worded summary:
>"HEY!!! Why did U banned me from teh chat?"
>>"We didn't. You just had a PING-timeout"
>"No U liars!!1 My clock is correct, I even set my PC to summer time!!111"
>> "That's....... not what PING-timeout means."
>"What's ur IP. Gimme ur IP and I'll hack you."
>>"Uh, sure. Why not? My IP's 127.0.0.1"
>"Say bye bye to your computer"<user has left chatroom>
<user returns after 5min>
>"...If my PC didn't crash, u'd be dead now"
>"lemme try again"
>>"Sure, my IP's still 127.0.0.1."<user has left chatroom>
<user returns after 5min>
>"U cheater! Ur using a firewall, that deflected my hacking back on me! You Pu$$y, stop hiding behind ur fierwall!!! Only pu$$ys use firewalls"
>>"ok. Firewall's turned off. Fire away. IP's still 127.0.0.1"
>"Hah. U shuld never give out ur IP on itnernet."
>"Say bye-bye to your files on F:/"
>>"Oh no"
>"Now it's deletding D:/ ... 80% complete"
>>"I'm very scared."
>"Now deleting C:/, 20% done"<user has left chatroom>