Van: :blink: Because it's true.
...*raises eyebrow* in the literal sense or metaphorical sense? Because definitely not in the metaphorical sense. You, as I have said elsewhere, rock. You're certainly not as much of a snot as Ekai can be.
Ekai: HEY!
Like you'd deny it?
Ekai: ...I take the fifth.
Very funny.
Ekai: HEY!
Like you'd deny it?
Ekai: ...I take the fifth.
Very funny.
Van: 
Metaphorical, mostly. Ever hear the phrase, "Everyone loves a bastard"? It was made for me.
Metaphorical, mostly. Ever hear the phrase, "Everyone loves a bastard"? It was made for me.I don;t think you're a bastard. Lovable, yes. Bastard, no.
Van: That just means you're lovely.
Beg pardon? *blinks* What does my physical appearance have to do with the fact that you're not a bastard? (not true, by the way)
Van: 
I meant the inside sort of lovely.
I meant the inside sort of lovely.Fine. What does my internal appearance have to do with you not being a bastard?
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