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blu soldier: Give me a reason to why I should bealive you are not a spy!
red spy: well... you use red heart trousers, you like to see scouts naked mother,war is your passion in life, you saw when Heavy and Medic "helped out" in an operation and you have a pet cat named Freddy.
blu soldier: hm..true- WAIT A SECOND! HOW'D YA KNOW I LOVE WAR!
red spy: erm... THE SOLDIER IS A SPY GENTLEMEN!
blu medic: achtund spy!
blu pyro: *muffled* spy!
blu soldier: wait, im not a- AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
red spy: Gentlemen.. I thank you... OH HEY, IS THAT ELVIS PRESLEY BEHIND YOU?
Blu medic: where!
red spy: promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly..
RED TEAM WIN