Wow, I'm an idiot.
I'd tell you why, but I'm sure you're not interested. Which is exactly why I'm going to tell you!
I hadn't noticed it blinking at first. And every time I put my mouse over it, it turned red. And I'd take it off, and it'd be white. And I was like, "OH SNAP IT'S RESPONDING WHAT DO I DOOOOO!?" And then I left my mouse off for a little bit... and...
The rest is history. I think I</> should make a stamp. HURRHURRHURR PI LULZ!