The Deviousness Award is an accolade which is traditionally handed out on the 1st of every month to one truly outstanding deviant.
Who am I? I'm just a writer.
I write things down.
I walk through your dreams
and invent the future.
Sure, I sink the boat of love,
but that comes later
--
Like the naked leads the blind.
I know I'm selfish, I'm unkind.
Sucker love I always find,
Someone to bruise and leave behind.