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My friends and my mom do that all the time..
Christmas I waited three months to find out what my Mom's gift was, it was a Gerad bear from England, for my birthday, I waited a few weeks for my friend's "mystery" gift and it turned out to be the most awesome Darth Vader bobble-haead EVAR.
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Fruit salad...
Yummy yummy!