Comment on Robert's Marbles by robertsloan2
Naw, you were looking over my shoulder at that zombie army coming up behind me...
Ah yes, it's all coming back to me now:
"Throw your marbles at 'em!
"Throw your marbles at 'em!
LOL yep! Oh that's a wicked move. More than one child has broken an adult's legs doing that...
*shudders* Child zombies - now that's a scary thought!
Oh yes. Oh I should write that someday. It'd rock for a horror piece. Turn a grade school into zombies... all homicidal regenerating little brats with destruction on their minds. With just enough personality left to bully, tease and heckle their victims while attacking brutally.
It'd make an excellent Guy Krieg piece, for sure. I can imagine parents feeling sorry for their zombified children... right before they were devoured alive! Haha, wicked.
Hehe oh yeah. And especially the sorts of people who twitter and get sentimental about children. Parents at least could tell their kids were misbehaving and are used to that though not the scale. But the sort of people who sentimentalize children might as well be drenching themselves in chocolate syrup...
Oh that is classic! Everybody knows that chocolate syrup increases your chances of being devoured by your zombie child by 500%. Tried and true!View all replies