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Hi everyone, I want to run my own music studio and for that I need a little funding from reliable sources. I am 28 years old and I am looking for flexible options for going about this. Can you people suggest me any ideas.
Thanks in advance!!!
Thanks in advance!!!
Get a job.
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basically the music forum should be a place more hostile than the surface [of] the sun. ~jimmyjazz13
Homo sapiens non urinat in ventum.
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basically the music forum should be a place more hostile than the surface [of] the sun. ~jimmyjazz13
Homo sapiens non urinat in ventum.
Yeah, nocturnwinter pretty much nailed it. Even if you can get outside funding, good luck turning a profit. In other words, if you do have a day-job, for the love of God, don't give it up. If not, get one.
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FORNICATE LIKE A MACHO!
Girls won't laugh at your weakness, because this potion gives ceiling-breaking woody!
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FORNICATE LIKE A MACHO!
Girls won't laugh at your weakness, because this potion gives ceiling-breaking woody!
i'm broke.
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:combatbootplz:
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:combatbootplz:
Get a sturdy car (SWAT Van works perfectly), find where all of the hookers in your city hang out, run them all down in a long row, get out of the car, and pick up the glowing green bundles of cash that are floating next to their suspiciously not-mangled bodies.
At least, that's what I've learned from video games.
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Quiroz: that reminds me of hotchickswithdouchebags.com
John: I love that site
John: It's like an ASU documentary
Quiroz: hahah
david: ohh
david: i thought that site was going to be completely differen
At least, that's what I've learned from video games.
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Quiroz: that reminds me of hotchickswithdouchebags.com
John: I love that site
John: It's like an ASU documentary
Quiroz: hahah
david: ohh
david: i thought that site was going to be completely differen
wear deodorant nigga
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And I'm sleeping now, yeah the settlers laugh
You won't be laughing when your covered wagons crash
You won't be laughing when the buzzards drag your brother's flags to rags
You won't be laughing when your front lawn is spangled with epitaphs
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And I'm sleeping now, yeah the settlers laugh
You won't be laughing when your covered wagons crash
You won't be laughing when the buzzards drag your brother's flags to rags
You won't be laughing when your front lawn is spangled with epitaphs
oh, man. i actually lol'd. real hard.
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One night I'm gonna come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm gonna cut your throat.
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One night I'm gonna come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm gonna cut your throat.
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tehr wasnt music wehn i was 11 yaers old. just deth. =thistlewood
How about happiness? `conorschild
it was raer. =thistlewood
i laughed.
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brb.
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brb.
Get some mafia ties.
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Kenny! There's a Teen Wolf on the court, that can't be legal!
Chancellor of the Music Boards
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Kenny! There's a Teen Wolf on the court, that can't be legal!
Chancellor of the Music Boards
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At least, that's what I've learned from video games.
--
Quiroz: that reminds me of hotchickswithdouchebags.com
John: I love that site
John: It's like an ASU documentary
Quiroz: hahah
david: ohh
david: i thought that site was going to be completely differen