Fangirls, while a filthy violent conservative man hobo that hates women seems cool at first, I find it rather offensive that you are all fucking drawing yourselves making out with him.

Rorschach does not want you. Rorschach would never want anyone. Vaginas, tits, and ASS make him uncomfortable. I include ASS for you dipshits that keep drawing Dan X Walter fanart.

It's not hot because Rorschach would be "fighting with his feelings" or "doesn't want it" or some other tedious psychological bull you pulled out of your ass to justify you raping the comic and movies for everyone after only watching the movie or reading a few pages.

Rorschach would fucking impale you if you tried that shit. More than likely he would use The Pear on your horny wet vagina just for a finishing touch. That is how fucking hardcore Rorschach is.

But none of this matters because, in the end, Rorschach does not fucking exist. No one even remotely like Rorschach exists, unless you want to say that Rorschach symbolizes an entity in the political world. But that's an entity, not a person.

In short, Shut the fuck up. Free to draw whatever you want and yadda yadda but seriously, if you're going to rape the fandom, at least have the decency to shlick to yourself.

tl;dr: What the fuck is this shit?

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_{Let you legs loss on the lino
'Til your sinews spoil
Will you stay here for a while, dear,
'Til the radio plays something familiar?
Plays something familiar.}

What an ugly name for a "super-villain."

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... on my lap. ©

America's in a recession, so are the people.

Fangirls: With the amazing ability to completely miss the point.

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...in a galaxy far, far away.

What would happen if the Internet was a high school?

And here I thought people would make fanfiction of themselves with Jon.

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...Because someone had to say it!

Ever wonder what I'm thinking? Well, here's the closest you'll ever get! [link]

"More than likely he would use The Pear on your horny wet vagina just for a finishing touch. "

I feel oddly happy after reading that.

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Im a sperm whale and Im okay
I kill all night and I kill all day!
I butcher squid I bite off heads
I eat small children souls!
And if you think Im fishy
Ill tear off your damn nose!
Im a sperm whale and Im okay
I kill all night and I kill all day!

agreed, but sadly fangirls do this with ANY character

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel sticking out of his trousers and asks, “Hey, buddy, doesn’t that thing hurt?”
“Yarrrr!" the pirate replies,"It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

[link]

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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]

That better be not porno it is.

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... on my lap. ©

America's in a recession, so are the people.

Go away. Shoo.

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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]

Is it, I wanna some.

Get your vulva away from me!

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... on my lap. ©

America's in a recession, so are the people.