My question wasn't meant to be entirely serious
Alliance gets a bad rep for being the more childish faction, but the two aren't that different. Especially not after the ban of creating characters of the opposite faction was lifted. Still, as a long-time Horde player I would've liked it better if you had said yes x)
Also, you gave some good advice up there, even if you did make the OP's problem sound a bit like a scientific experiment