Comment on Twilight..... by Penhuin

I was forced to watch the new one tonight... It was so horribly entertaining. FUCK now the chick sparkles. She even smiles in the movie. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!

That is all.

I had to go see it with my mom.
I enjoyed it. Especially the part where Jacob tells Bella's dad that he's a werewolf. We will be expecting some JacobxBellasdad fanart sometime soon.

Also, don't forget that first line; "You're the same temperature as me now".

She showed facial expression? THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!

Twilight's still around? I thought the people who read the original books are like in their twenties/thirties now. Who even still cares?

Oh-Cherie-Cherie

Nah dude they're like 16 and don't like it anymore.

I dunno.

I read them when I was 12...

Apparently the same people in their twenties/thirties.

Don't look at me like that

How should I look at you, then?

A smile

This better?

Much.... Much better.

Yay!

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OMG! something similar happened to me!

okay.

Holy fuck....

The first one was ok because it was new. But all the sequels I never watched. Ho Hum ZzzZZzzzZZ

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I'm just waiting for the bum review.

I dunno if he will, if you watched the honest review the first part nearly broke his brain.

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I know, that's why I'm anxious to see what he has to say about the second one.

OMG YES
No more NC every Tuesday anymore, might as well look forward to something.

Oh yes! The Bum is funny.

I refuse to watch that movie...vampires do not fricking sparkle! They are not vegitarian, there pail, come out only at night and suck blood as far as I"m concerned.

This might make you feel better. Strap in!

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This is the man that taught me that booze fixes everything!

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Oh my god, his hair is so long now!

Yeah, he's working his way up to do some kind of dress up gag as Loki.

Though that may just be an excuse he uses to keep his long hair. I love it! Hell, he's even wearing a Loki shirt, heh.

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Ah, I don't get what the obsession with Loki is as of late.

It's the horns.

Everyone digs the double head-dicks.

Wait, the girl sparkles?

Nevermind, Twilight is 100% ok now because the female vampires sparkle too.

Yeah, she sparkles.

Kristen Stewart knows how to smile? I don't believe you

It happened! I swear.... Though it may have been shopped

What she smiles?

WELL SNAP THE END OF THE WORLD PROPHECY IS TRUE NOW.

Yes.

Time to go to Costco and stock up on some food and live in my end-of-the-world basement center that I got on e-bay.

Mmmyeah, I was forced to watch the first one, hated it, and I've been bitter about the whole thing ever since

On a funny note of the day: my husband and I went to get an oil change for his car, and the mechanic said that he "looked like the guy from Twilight"... I lost it

Oh yeah. All guys wanna be compared to the guy from Twilight.

I'd rather be compared to Jeffrey Dahmer than to the asshole from Twilight.

Dahmer at least had personality and charm and is only about half as creepy as Eddie-buns.

So he sparkles on the inside!

The facepalm that followed that statement... Oh god, he wanted to kill that mechanic for saying that with me in the room still

Get the popcorn!

Pretty anxious to see the new one though. Just hoping she doesn't smile.

She smiles.

I remember sitting through the first one waiting for it to get exciting. It didn't, really.
At least as far as vampires at werewolves' throats go, Underworld is pretty decent. Maybe you can wash your mind with that.

Stewart is capable of smiling? Pics or that shit didn't happen.

[link] Ain't it pretty?

I'd take that as a yes.

if by "yes" you mean "dafuq did I just see?"

Yes

ok then yes

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Why does that look so painful for her?

Because it is.

She actually HAD emotion in other movies before she was cast in the soul sucking saga known as Twilight.

Everyone involved in Twilight should be ashamed of themselves.

And remember, no one hates the movies more than Rob Pattinson (I'm not kidding, he rips on the movies in interviews and pokes fun of it in the DVD commentaries).

I know and it's amazing. He should be doubly ashamed, though.

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Dat faaace.

Is THAT what it is?

I thought it was a donkey's rectum after meeting the business end of a heated speculum.

I did extensive research and it is.. indeed a face.

Well, send it back and tell them to do it right.

It's obviously defective.

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Careful Bambi.

Look hard.

Holy fuck, Bella doesn't smile in any other movie? Makes sense since she comes across as an angsty wannabe emo-goth something. But WOW, she finally smiles when she becomes a sparklevamp. Not surprising.
I feel sorry that you had to endure that kind of bullshit D:

I want to see it.
I like Twilight. It's not a good series but hey it's enjoyable to watch.

Out of sheer curiosity, what's your favorite film?

I don't have one.

Due to the sheer stupidity of it?

It's called the MST3K effect.

Basically, yes.

I have one thing to ask.

How does it end?

It shows the last paragraph of the book

I outgrew the Twilight series years ago. My mom seems to want me to go watch the movie though.

BELLA SMILES!? NOOOO THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!

QUICK, WE MUST GET THE WEAPONS AND RATIONS!

Me and my minions are already on it!

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YAY!

The perfect apocalypse food is gone now

WHAAAAAT!? NOOOOOOO

Yeah. We're doomed.

You poor Penguin. No one should have to endure that. Come'ere

Hug me betch

No polar bears!

But I love Polar Bears :'C

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What the buck are you people talking about?!

Scary shit.

MurphysDinnerParty

Twilight is entertaining as a hell for all the wrong reasons.

Especially the first Breaking Dawn. So much stupidity in one film is amazing.

It is its own blooper cut.

Mmmm, yes. Now tell Dr. Crime how this makes you feel.

Unhappy

Mmmhmm. And how do you propose we fix this?

Making me happy?

Yes, yes.

Dr. Crime shall now prescribe you something to help: Death metal.

Thank you, Dr.