I know right! I would just steal those things, buy regular tickets, and walk into the 3D showing.
My father and I were talking about this as we went to see The Hobbit tonight. After I told him that it was dishonest to sneak outside food into the theater, he reminded me that concession prices and 3-D tickets were practically highway robbery and asked "In the face of dishonesty, what does dishonesty mean?"
I take food in all the time. Fuck movie food prices.
Though I may be inclined to start buying... my girlfriend has some special discount thing where you can get a larger size drink and pay for a smaller size drink.
Though I may be inclined to start buying... my girlfriend has some special discount thing where you can get a larger size drink and pay for a smaller size drink.
We were both wearing heavy winter overcoats and he convinced me to smuggle in some boxes of junior mints in the inside pockets of my coat and some packs of m&ms inside my boots. I was paranoid that we were going to be kicked out of the theater the whole time. 
My mom was the one who actually made me start practicing taking in your own food. It's remarkably easy, you know.
Mother of the year, folks 
You talkin' bout my mother?
Noooooooooo...
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Beating the system like Chris Brown beats his bitches! 
