Comment on Butchering the ukelele by The-Build

Retaliatory music that's gloriously annoying, when she finally puts the ukelele down. I don't know if you have a disturbing the peace curfew where you live but shutting it off at precisely that moment might drive the nail down harder.....
Try this: [link]

My neighbors are downright losers and worse. My evil eye is pretty spectacular at communicating displeasure.

Every person I've lived next to has either been a whore, an annoying weird-ass, or both on either side of me. (I live in a dormitory.)

I just have six more months and I never have to live on campus again.

At my apartment I had the landlord from hell. Outlets that would work one day, then the next not and the same with light fixtures. Heating and air conditioning that would never work when you needed it. When you put in a work order he would charge over 100 bucks on average for the repair that was "our fault" for shorting the wires our blowing the breaker which was bullshit. And then he claimed I never paid my rent, which was also bullshit because I looked at my account and saw he accepted my check.

My current neighbor right across the hall from me is an electrician. Every time his outlets didn't work he fixed them himself. And it was always the same wire. My neighbor who refused to pay a nickel to my landlord accused him of sabotaging the building and a variety of other safety violations. Nothing happened afterwards until I moved out. I then later saw a huge expose on the Seattle Weekly about the landlord and his crafty ways to over charge everyone who lived in the building.

My neighbour's house smells like duck shit (no actually, it does). I can smell it when I go to hang out the washing in the morning

At least she doesn't feed them at five in the morning anymore

I have yet to resolve the matter of course

My neighbours walk their dogs in our backyard because they think it's just a random area of trees. 3 acres of land and it looks like a bloody forest. The other day I shouted "GO GET MY RIFLE!" and they never came back again.

I live in a field.

At uni I lived next to an abandoned house and I was convinced that it was inhabited by ultra-intelligent mice that used a laptop to order pizza delivery.

I'm sure you've googlemapped where I live stalker.
So everyone mows their lawn in the summer holidays at 8 am with extra noisy hand mowers.

I've never had annoying neighbours. There was once this couple who would play on guitar and sing, loudly and badly, a tango song, butchering it. But that only made my brother and I giggle

Well, our neighbors tried to sabotage our new driveway by digging underneath it and running a garden hose under it to make it look like rain damage. Good thing we had security cameras installed.

Well, you know all too well my frustrations with my previous neighbors.. Before things became insanely ridiculous with them though.. when they were merely trying to tell me how to parent my children and denying us heat while it was below freezing outside.. I went downstairs and got in their face demanding they knock it off etc.. it seemed to have resolved things for a short while, I think they were afraid of me or something since the bitch kept repeating over and over to me that she was not afraid of me (even though I never said or did anything to imply she needed to be aside from get in her space and use a stern voice while doing so).  

My neighbor was bigger than everyone else on the block, and tried to bully people. He tried that on me years back and I kicked his ass. He stopped messing with people shortly after.

My neighbour gave my whole family food poisoning with bad meatloaf, so we made them some meatloaf... needless to say we dont trade food anymore

My neighbour broke into my house once, and I smacked her with a length of wood. She was charged with burglary, and me for ABH with intent to endanger life. Once I got out of the police station I got a few friends together and went and ransacked her house.

Never heard anything back from her again.

Shut up Meg

They chopped down my plum trees and eviscerated my hedge.

When I was a little child the neighbor killed my dog. But I was too young to remember it. Other than that, so far so good. But we've only lived here slightly more than a month.

My neighbour occasionally thinks it's a good idea to try drilling through the wall right next to my bedroom.

But the Ukelele is the primary instrument used in the background music of so many Spongebob episodes.

Hmm, worst neighbours we ever had was when we were living in housing commission (or a public housing estate as a more general term) Basically it's where all the poor people and deadbeats end up because they can't afford to rent or buy a proper house. And we were very poor for a few years But we tried not to let living in a shitty area be too much of an influence. But that was hard when you have a community of racist minorities dominating your street who were pissed that a white family moved in Thei rotten teenage kids especially would frequently trespass on our property, once even casually opening the gate to get in our backyard and start playing with our stuff as if it was their own. They threw rocks at our car, they threw a piece of scrap metal at my cat I had at the time and injured his leg, and I wouldn't be surprised if they tried several more times and just missed And once the older teenagers and their friends even threatened us. Yes - after that I can say from experience and not just assumption that poor neighbourhoods suck ass. In those places - if your neighbours aren't a bunch of violent brats with parents who will slaughter you if you dare question their feral kid's behaviour, then they are likely a charming collection of drug addicts and dead beats who let their lawns grow ten feet tall and toss their old furniture onto yours. These people deserve to be living in shitholes if that's their attitude towards society, work, and themselves :thumsbdown: Thank God my stay was just a couple of years.

I watched my neighbour's rat once. They never said thanks!

I purport that you need to hear this 
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My Ex-roommates used to make love in a noisy way while i was trying to sleep. So one night I knocked their door and asked to join them in a 3-some. They freaked out, and moved one week later

They were a young attractive couple, so bad they were not open minded

In your case you should send a love letter to your neighbor, tell him how much you enjoy listening his ukulele, while touching yourself