You know, I can't help but imagine my ex white-knighting me if we were still together and he was actually on this site, except I know exactly how Complaints is. So I'd be half laughing my head off, half, "No! Stop! You have no idea what you're doing!
"
But then again, my ex is nowehere near that stupid. I can't even imagine him doing something like that.
He's the, "Just walk away" kind of guy.