You Might be a Photographer if.....
You spend more time prepping your camera gear than you do prepping your makeup
well I dont wear makeup
You care more about buying an underwater housing for your camera than a bathing suit for yourself
indeed
People call you the "paparazzi" and proceed to sing Lady Gaga to you
lol almost
You constantly have a smudged makeup raccoon eye from hold a camera up to your face
not yet
You look at eyes in makeup ads to figure out how the models were lit
or how much photoshop was used
You get mad that the spot healing brush and liquefy tool does not exist in real life for use on your face
oh yes
Comic Sans makes you shutter more than a horror movie
lol yes
Your purse is your camera bag
well I have no purse. Instead I just throw my wallet in my camera bag
You critique every magazine cover you see
or every picture
You care more about the cover art on CD's than the music itself
no. But I do like t check out the artwork
Pop-up flash is your enemy
ugh yes
You take your friends photos from facebook and retouch them
no I have my own pictures to worry about
You wish you could Photograph your own wedding
weddings hisssss
Your idea of a birthday gift is to Photoshop a friend's head into a movie poster
lol good idea thanks
You recognize default fonts, actions, and brushes when used in advertising
yup
Nikon vs. Canon is as big a deal as the Hatfields vs. the McCoys
not really,. I realize but brands are great - same for mac vs windows and metallica vs iron maiden) (im a Nikon btw)
Mac vs. PC is big a deal as Capulets vs. Montagues
see above. Personally i had experience with windows and macs, but I prefer windows. I won;t go into argument, each chooses his own tools they feel more comfy with
You have multiple files with the same name at different stages of completion
lol yes but I delete those once the file is finished
You get more excited about a Wacom tablet than an IPad
yes. Also, ipads suck
Your daughters are going to be named; Helvetica, Ariel and Lorem Ipsum
my pets. I hate kids
If I thought more I could probably make a longer list but you have a go add to the list, let's see how long we can make this thing.
You spend more time prepping your camera gear than you do prepping your makeup
well I dont wear makeup
You care more about buying an underwater housing for your camera than a bathing suit for yourself
indeed
People call you the "paparazzi" and proceed to sing Lady Gaga to you
lol almost
You constantly have a smudged makeup raccoon eye from hold a camera up to your face
not yet
You look at eyes in makeup ads to figure out how the models were lit
or how much photoshop was used
You get mad that the spot healing brush and liquefy tool does not exist in real life for use on your face
oh yes
Comic Sans makes you shutter more than a horror movie
lol yes
Your purse is your camera bag
well I have no purse. Instead I just throw my wallet in my camera bag
You critique every magazine cover you see
or every picture
You care more about the cover art on CD's than the music itself
no. But I do like t check out the artwork
Pop-up flash is your enemy
ugh yes
You take your friends photos from facebook and retouch them
no I have my own pictures to worry about
You wish you could Photograph your own wedding
weddings hisssss
Your idea of a birthday gift is to Photoshop a friend's head into a movie poster
lol good idea thanks
You recognize default fonts, actions, and brushes when used in advertising
yup
Nikon vs. Canon is as big a deal as the Hatfields vs. the McCoys
not really,. I realize but brands are great - same for mac vs windows and metallica vs iron maiden) (im a Nikon btw)
Mac vs. PC is big a deal as Capulets vs. Montagues
see above. Personally i had experience with windows and macs, but I prefer windows. I won;t go into argument, each chooses his own tools they feel more comfy with
You have multiple files with the same name at different stages of completion
lol yes but I delete those once the file is finished
You get more excited about a Wacom tablet than an IPad
yes. Also, ipads suck
Your daughters are going to be named; Helvetica, Ariel and Lorem Ipsum
my pets. I hate kids
If I thought more I could probably make a longer list but you have a go add to the list, let's see how long we can make this thing.