TheNAUGHTicalLife's avatar
I wish this were fake, but

Bowling is really lame if it's taken as a sport. It's not a sport, it's a recreational activity. Olympics be damned.
CrimeRoyale's avatar
prosaix's avatar
So you're just bitter you suck at bowling?
TheNAUGHTicalLife's avatar
Who's bitter about that?
mikepav's avatar
i stopped going bowling when they wouldn't let me smoke at the alley anymore.
RockyGems's avatar
You know what SHOULD be a sport? Extreme Fireball.
TheNAUGHTicalLife's avatar
Involving those cinnamon candies?
RockyGems's avatar
More like a bowling ball, lighter fluid, and a blowtorch.
TheNAUGHTicalLife's avatar
Dodgeball style with slingshots!
KlaxonLithology's avatar
I think disfiguring small children should be a sport.
TheNAUGHTicalLife's avatar
More of an art than bowling.
KlaxonLithology's avatar
You get to savory every beautiful cut.
The-UglyTruth's avatar
I dunno, archery and marksmanship (rifle event, is it?) are both considered sports. I guess it just depends on how you define a 'sport'. If you limit to just events that require serious physical exertion then you've narrowed the field pretty severely. :shrug:
CopaceticChaos's avatar
You know what's not a sport? Poker.

If poker is labeled as a sport, then bowling is too.
TheNAUGHTicalLife's avatar
Let's buck both of them.