Comment on Your parents. by Vanhir

This way, she has double the reason to spend the night at the bar.

I found the perfect gift for her, but it would have been very wrong for her to recieve it from her child. It was a bra with hollow cup pads that could be filled with wine (or another beverage) and sipped through a built-in straw.

If that's a perfect gift for her, it's no wonder I turned out the way I did.