Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
Our heater is broken. So the house is very cold. Now, granted, I don't live in a place that snows, but I don't give a fuck. It's cold. So fucking cold.

My feet start hurting if I try to walk barefoot on the floor, so I have to wear uggs all the time. I have to sleep with two comforters on me. I can't play my video games because my fingers are so fucking cold they can barely feel the controler. So I have to wear gloves, and that is no better.

The only place that's relitivly warm is the living room. We have a fire place in there. Thank god.

It's not helping that dad forgets to close the doors when he goes outside. But I can't be mad at him for that.

I wish Eevee liked to snuggle more. She would keep me warm.

Anti-Complaint - Homestuck. That is my anti-complaint. That and a new movie I found called 'A Monster in Paris'.
ScottaHemi's avatar
it's going to be -20 durring the day here next monday

consider yourself lucky XD
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
-6 to -13°C over here, come join us in winter wonderlands :dummy:
I'll give you hot chocolate milk with marshmallows OR Irish Coffee/Gluhwein?
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
Hot chocolate please. =)
Sounds nice, even if it is cold. As long as there is snow.
tacosteev's avatar
It's been cold here all week. It's hanging around freezing (and a little below) but no snow :( My heating is lame. It's either a furnace and way too hot or freezing. Apparently warm isn't an option in my apartment :(
darkanddefiant's avatar
ah, you've discovered the flea? awesome movie.
Benjamin-Biddix's avatar
It's REALLY gloomy and wet where I am....very sad....Also having a dog named Eevee is a bonus. :thumbsup:
'A Monster in Paris' a squeal to A Night in Paris?
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
No. A monster in Paris is about a Flea who grows to human size, and can sing.

The flea is adorable.
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Benjamin-Biddix's avatar
....Well, I'm going on Netflix tonight....:la:
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
If it's not on it, I can give you the link to a place that lets you watch it online.
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Go on and link it to me. :B
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[link]

Ignore all the pop ups and just keep clicking the "Watch as free user"
Juliabohemian's avatar
It’s been much colder than usual where I live. I scraped ice off my car the other day for the first time in about 15 years.
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Lying in bed here and still freezing. :stare:

I wanted to do college work at home today, but ended up going into class just for the heating in there. :L
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Can you cuddle with your family or is that just odd?
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
It's odd in my family.
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You think they're up for cuddles?
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
No. I don't want to cuddle with them.

I will cuddle my cat though.
Pokey-Bunny's avatar
Alright.

I wish my cat would cuddle me.
IncandescentInsanity's avatar
Develop a thick layer of fat to warm yourself
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
Already done. But it's not helping.
IncandescentInsanity's avatar
Evolve so that you can survive whilst engulfed in flames
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
So become a dragon? Awesome.
IncandescentInsanity's avatar
Yes I think that is an appropriate solution to any problem
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
And should I buy Skyrim?
IncandescentInsanity's avatar
Sure why not. It's a hit or miss with most people, but I enjoy it. Being a dinosaur with a giant sword who can shout magic words? You can't do that in any other game baby
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Somnusvorus's avatar
Hot water bottles and a quilt wrapped around you. I used to live in a house that was so cold, the toilet bowl literally froze over. =B
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
Do they still make hot water bottles?
Somnusvorus's avatar
Yeah, I got three of them. I think the pharmacy sells them and some discount shops. =S
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
Well, i do have a heating pad...
Somnusvorus's avatar
Does that help to keep you warm in this current situation? =B
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
Yes.

It's also good for period cramps
Somnusvorus's avatar
Hot water bottle does the same job to but yes, they are wonderful for that. :nod:
MadrePappagallo's avatar
I've had that happen too, I just curl up under my covers with a heating pad under me.
ArtisticAxis's avatar
HOW cold? I know dat feel

because fuck, my heater broke last week and I've been rocking the portable heater. Doesn't do much but better than nothing.
It's -25 to -30-ish outside at night here and it alllll leaks in.
ArtisticAxis's avatar
C for Canada.
I know it's not that bad compared to my super up-North neighbors but it gets to you.
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Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
No where near as cold as what you are having. About 40F at night.
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curse you canadaaa
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God damn it I already know about Homestuck.
3wyl's avatar
My house back home is cold, but the house I'm living now is quite warm.. it is quite a bit of difference, no matter how many clothes you put on.

It'll soon be over. :nod:
Gemdrop's avatar
The heating in my house is pretty retarded, and I live in a fucked up snowy place. We don't have control over the heating, the housing company does. The heating is designed so, that when it gets colder out, the heating gets hotter (duh).
The problem is, the heating system is a fucking slowpoke. It's always a week late. If it gets really cold, the heating doesn't change a bit. Then, it gets a little warmer, and suddenly the heating system realizes: Oh shit, it was cold last week! I should boil this house down! And THEN, when the heat would be actually needed when it gets colder again, the heating system goes all: oh well, it was rather warm last week. Better turn this shit down.
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And it goes on and on and on.
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
What kind of heater relies on what the company decides?
Gemdrop's avatar
The retarded kind.
It's automatic.
Xadrea's avatar
You can get hand and feet warming pads from the gas station for like a buck each. They last for about 6 hours.
LegendarySuperman's avatar
Why don't you just camp out in the living room? :unimpressed:

Oh, and it's -10 degrees here.
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I didn't really think of it. Mostly because the dog would want to lay on the inflatable bed, and mom doesn't want that.

She said Eevee will put a hole in it.
LegendarySuperman's avatar
So don't lay on the inflatable bed :slow:
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Have you ever actually tried sleeping on a couch?
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Yes, and the floor, and in a chair, and I'm sure in other places too :lol:
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Tell me, were they comfortable?
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Tell me, will it be warmer?

*Note, I never said you had to sleep there, I said camp out in the living room, considering it's the only warm place in your house.
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FixMeKnow's avatar
Eat something spicy. Maybe it'll at least take your mind off the cold.

How long until the heater gets fixed? Or will it?
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
About two weeks. Which isn't soon enough. But at least it will be fixed.
FixMeKnow's avatar
Maybe you should think about sleeping in front of the fire place until then.
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
Thats a good idea. We do have an inflatable bed...
Kinrift's avatar
Thai soup. Warms you up really well.
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
Is there a way I can get a mix of that? We have no Thai restaurants around here.
Kinrift's avatar
I dunno, they do cup soups in that flavour, I think.
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I am hoping the snow holds off so my college is open for me to an exam.
ApocalypticAngel4792's avatar
It does suck when the weather decides to be all ass backwards, then your heat or ac decides not to work. Currently we're running the air conditioning in my state thanks to a weekend of 70-degree weather. Georgia may be a warmer state during the winter, but not this damn warm. I'm surprised we're not getting any severe weather from it, just some heavy rain in the northern parts (I'm in the central part and the sun is shining. Weather man said it'd be raining; I guess he was wrong).
And if I could, I'd pump some of my heat to you. I hate being cold, especially when I'm trying to game. And yes, gloves do not help:stare:
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
You need an AC for 70-degree weather? But that's fucking perfect where I live.
ApocalypticAngel4792's avatar
It's perfect for me, but apparently some people don't agree. So now I'm in a jacket in 70-degree weather. I'm not happy about that.
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I wouldn't be happy either. :stare:
ApocalypticAngel4792's avatar
I'm also hoping they turn the heat back on by tomorrow. That cold weather blast that's hit everyone else is about to hit us, and if they have the air still going, it's going to be a horrible day, and it's already bad enough since it's so comfortable outside and they're ruining it.
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Well hopefully you are surviving the cold so far.
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Today will be the proving ground. I've never driven in winter conditions, yet if it comes early I might have to drive in it. Currently I've had to wind and rain and I've survived, but today will be the fun drive. At least I don't have to go out tomorrow when there could be black ice.
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My house gets no heat at all. I have to will myself up in the mornings, I'm so damn cold.
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MisterTurtle's avatar
There ain't a whole lot of it in the first place.
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MisterTurtle's avatar
This is Chicagokand, there are no trees. :crying:
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
Yes there are.

It's called a park.
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People will notice.
jennikins628's avatar
You can move down here with me. It's fucking 80F and I wish it were cold.
LadyDeven's avatar
:iconsweetbabyjesusplz: Send some warmth this away.
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
80? No thanks. :lol: I'll take 70 though.
Co-Phantom's avatar
You should bake something! :U
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
I should. Bread sounds nice...
prosaix's avatar
I thought this would be about #AlienSex...
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
I can make it so if you want good fap material.
prosaix's avatar
No worries, I already have my own alien threads so I'll know where to go if I want to. #SexuallyAttractedToAliens [link]
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Srsly, stop bumping that thread. It's getting old.

My Tumblr makes better use of that "Sexually Attracted to Aliens" anyway. It has actual Aliens in it.
prosaix's avatar
I am having actual conversations with people in there... if I stop them then the thread will get locked. :no:
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That thread was made last year. You only just replied to make it pop up again.

Let it go baby. Just let it go. :hug:
prosaix's avatar
You don't need to be ashamed of it. :pat:
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MisterTurtle's avatar
Please, I'm growing bored of the old fappery.
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
So you want some Elite or Yautja?
MisterTurtle's avatar
I dunno. Whatever you feel like.
Kinrift's avatar
:iconwhisperplz:He prefers Volus.
LadyDeven's avatar
:bleh: I shouldn't have read that whilst eating.
Apricots-from-Nara's avatar
Ew.

I'll take a turian thank you.
kawaii-cookies's avatar
the rain is killing the snow over here! :crying:

I WANT A DAY OF SCHOOL! :pissed:
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I want a snow day.

Wait, no. I have no clothes for a snow day.