Comment on This complaint is about shit by Cleverzed
Eat more fibre.
It's not the shitting itself that's the problem. It's the timing of the shits.
Maybe you could take a laxative in the morning to empty your bowels? 
idk
idk
And fruits and veggies? And water? 
Anyone who can eat water has my eternal respect. 
YUS!
Just need to freeze it and suck it, is all.
Just need to freeze it and suck it, is all.
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID
S.
Ice.
...touche.