Oh, also, if you want an entertaining story, here's my contribution:
I was at the cinema sometime last year, probably watching the Dark Knight Rises, or some other film. Anyway, during the adverts, that anti-piracy ad comes up with 'The Pirates' from that animated film. The backing track to it is Tenpole Tudor's Swords of a Thousand Men, which happens to be a favourite song of mine. I start singing away, and they cut the music before the end. In the silent seconds before the next ad, the whole cinema hears me sing the song.
I was at the cinema sometime last year, probably watching the Dark Knight Rises, or some other film. Anyway, during the adverts, that anti-piracy ad comes up with 'The Pirates' from that animated film. The backing track to it is Tenpole Tudor's Swords of a Thousand Men, which happens to be a favourite song of mine. I start singing away, and they cut the music before the end. In the silent seconds before the next ad, the whole cinema hears me sing the song.
I liked MaryYana's story. I think she has a bigger penis than that guy too.
The key difference is one of us was old enough to know better/not make ourselves look an actual tit. 