I work for a company and the grounds of the facility are frequented every year by large numbers of geese(or gooses, as the smart people say).

I was driving home and there were some birds in the street, so I slow down. Even then they didn't move. I came to a complete stop. Then the last goose finally moves. While I drive by at about .5 miles per hour, that same damn goose looks at me and sticks his tongue out at me and stares me down until I was about 20 feet away.

So yes, I was pwned by a damn goose.

Grind my gears, yadayadayada

Anyone else been humiliated by an animal and actually wanna share?


damn fowl motherfuckers......

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I got owned by my miniature pony once. I sat on it just for kicks..and well...I got kicks.

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One time, I was on my way to synagogue and there were some baby geese crossing the road.

That's all that's ever happened, though. Any other time something's happened was when I was asking for it.

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Well, there was this one time when I accidentally stepped on a dog's paw and he bit me on the head because his paw was injured from a previous incident. I didn't know that, though.

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Well gee, why don't you go shove a tree up your cooter because clearly those tampons aren't doing the job for you.

They fly over my house in the early morning, make the most hideous sound, ever. And they poo everywhere. AND they attack locals! >:

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...and i totally *dont* endorse cake pr0n.

Well then, you weren't disappointed?

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That sounds adorable. I love ponies. :>

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Actually, i'm more worried that it will be an inspiration to young mallards to follow the geese.

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on the head?

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