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HAPPEEZ B-day. Cheers to dead cars, broken phones, and tacky computers. Hope you are well!
Thanks Russel. Ummmmm cheers? I don't have a car, my phone works quite nicely thank you, and my computer isn't tacky so ummm yeah. 
Looks like your world spins on more WD40 than mine. Last month was HORRID. But better now so yeah. Gonna put caution tape on my car to warn sad innocent people away.
and duct tape. Can't forget about the Duct tape.