OKAY, HERE COMES.
TAKE WHITE BRED - TWO SLICES. TAKE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER (NO CHUNKS).
PUT THICKLY ON ONE SLICE, ALL THE WAY TO THE EDGES
SAME WITH OTHER SLICE
MAKE SURE JAR IS EMPTY
PLACE BOTH SLICES TOGETHER; MAKE SURE NOT TO SQUEEZE
OPEN WINDOW
THROW IT OUT AS FAR AS YOU CAN
BUY CHOCO LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING