I'm asking the fucking questions here, Private. Do you understand?!
Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while? Are you shook up? Are you nervous? Do I make you nervous? Sir, what? Were you about to call me an asshole?!
How tall are you, Private? Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh? Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated! Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queerscome from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks! Are you a peter-puffer?
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!
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I'm asking the fucking questions here, Private. Do you understand?!
Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while? Are you shook up? Are you nervous? Do I make you nervous? Sir, what? Were you about to call me an asshole?!
How tall are you, Private? Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh? Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated! Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queerscome from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks! Are you a peter-puffer?
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!
Upload, bitch.
xoxoxoxoxo
Nava
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The remover is coming to clean up the frail...
Sir, yes, sir!
Sir, yes, sir!
Sir, I am, sir!
Sir!
Sir, no, Sir!
Sir, five foot nine, sir!
Sir, no, sir.
Sir, Texas, sir!
Sir, no, sir!
Sir, no, sir!
I am, my little chiquitabananafanafofanamimaimocutielitt lepequenaninita.
Be patient while I find it. ♥
oxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
L'Urza
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"A man is not judged by how much he loves, but by how much he is loved by others." The Wizard, The Wizard of Oz; 1939
My Etsy: [link]
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"A man is not judged by how much he loves, but by how much he is loved by others." The Wizard, The Wizard of Oz; 1939
My Etsy: [link]
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Behind you!!! I swear Oh my God it´s horrible!! Watch out!....
You almost fell for it eh?
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"A man is not judged by how much he loves, but by how much he is loved by others." The Wizard, The Wizard of Oz; 1939
My Etsy: [link]
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Don't underestimate me because I am young
Don't overestimate me, I am still young
Commissions!
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"A man is not judged by how much he loves, but by how much he is loved by others." The Wizard, The Wizard of Oz; 1939
My Etsy: [link]
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I HATE MY LIFE.
every day I polish
my REVOLVER
and I shoot my HEAD.
like a rock star.
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Moved to ~sandrick.
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