There are two ways for a marriage in my home country, Cuba, to get some lovin' if they have a child in the house.
(Unknown fact #1: Mothers are highly attached to their children and they are all very poor, so everyone sleeps in the same room and the child's bed is usually about 1cm away from the parents'.)
The first way is to send the kid to bed, the second to send him to the living room and play videogames. I personally do not recommend the first, because their faces are on the pillow, they ain't breathing, but those mother fuckers have their ears wide open.
Thus the parents send little Peppito to the living room and decide on a very secretive position: Daddy pulls down pants to his knees, sits on bed and mommy pulls up nightgown just a bit and faces daddy. All's fun that isn't seen by Peppito, after all.
When they are really into it, mommy turns around and sees Peppito's big eyes watching them from the doorway and all Hell breaks lose! Mommy goes right, Daddy jumps left, and Peppito runs for it into the living room. When the mommy is composed she goes out and stutters at her son, "Pe-peppito, honey. What, um... what did you see?"
To which he answers in his traumatized, fetal position, "Why were you on top of my daddy, what were you doing to my daddy?"
The mommy, being a brilliant creature responds, "Well, honey, your daddy's 50 now and his tummy got real big. I was sitting on top of it to try and push it back it."
To which Peppito scoffs and replies, "What are you doin' that for? Every morning when you go to work the neighbor lady just comes back in and blows it back again."
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