HOW BOLD OF YOU TO CHALLENGE ME TO A DUEL SO HONOURABLE AS A COCK FIGHT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, MADAM
FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND VIRTUOUS IN THIS WORLD I FIND MYSELF HEARTILY ACCEPTING *STRAPS ON THE COCK*
*DOES WARM UP EXERCISES*
WHOEVER WINS THIS FIGHT GETS A CRATE OF PREMIUM BONELESS BANANAS