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Step one: The hook.
It all began long ago... no, wrong, let's do the easy way, magic.
Now, you see, now that you've read these words, you are magically prevented from your reading.You must not read on.
Hook complete.
Step two: Introduction of conflict.
Long ago there was a girl named Billy, she was murdered by a serial killer named Jennie. The serial killer did not like odd names, and he had OCD. He killed himself after he realized he had the name "Jennie".
Billy was an angry girl, so if you don't copy this to every page on DA, send it to every email in the world, and copy it onto every page of every forum in existance in the next ten seconds, then she will come for you, first she will change your legal name to that of the opposite gender, say, if you're a guy she'll change your name to Sarah, and if you're a girl, she'll change your name to Bob, etc. Two hundred thousand years later (If your natural lifespan encompasses that time), Jennie will come for you, and kill your pet goldfish named "Cottage"
If you do not have a pet goldfish named "Cottage" he will give you one first.
If you attempt to test the validity of the magic that prevents you from stopping reading, I lied, no magic took place, reverse psychology is tricky, hmm?
Step three: Resolution
The police caught Jennie and put him in jail, and they actually found Billy, and she was alive.
Happy ending, nice and great 
That was awesome.