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"...It's the sky that's the challenge
The sky that engulfs a sea of sound and echoes it back to us
Whole poems whole dictionaries, rolled up in a thunderclap
And every sunset an action painting, every cloud a book of shadows..."
-Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Ask me for help if you are lost. I'll try my best as a fellow deviant!
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"...It's the sky that's the challenge
The sky that engulfs a sea of sound and echoes it back to us
Whole poems whole dictionaries, rolled up in a thunderclap
And every sunset an action painting, every cloud a book of shadows..."
-Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Wow! 
Wanna see one of the world's ugliest cars? You won't believe it -- usually you have to dig up a old soviet science-fiction movie to see something like this. Designed by a priest to be the world's safest car back in 1957, the prototype was rotting away in the open (in NY) when a British guy happened to see it -- and just HAD to have it. He had it shipped to England, where he restored it!
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EVERYONE is normal... until you get to know them.
Wanna see one of the world's ugliest cars? You won't believe it -- usually you have to dig up a old soviet science-fiction movie to see something like this. Designed by a priest to be the world's safest car back in 1957, the prototype was rotting away in the open (in NY) when a British guy happened to see it -- and just HAD to have it. He had it shipped to England, where he restored it! [link]
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EVERYONE is normal... until you get to know them.
Hey man! Welcome to a massive, shambling archive! Good to see your talent brightening the murk here.
NOT NEWS AT ALL: The "Loonatics" show has premiered... and everybody agrees that it SUCKS.
See, I told you it wasn't news. The Warner execs surely suffer from some variant of mad cow disease to have given the green light to the foul, worthless, putrid, fetid, wretched,slimy, pile-of-cowflop "Loonatics" concept. ("Hey! Let's take our lineup of long-popular classic cartoon characters, and make cheap. degraded, unfunny versions of them in an EXTREME NEW SHOW!!!")
- JP Morgan
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EVERYONE is normal... until you get to know them.
See, I told you it wasn't news. The Warner execs surely suffer from some variant of mad cow disease to have given the green light to the foul, worthless, putrid, fetid, wretched,slimy, pile-of-cowflop "Loonatics" concept. ("Hey! Let's take our lineup of long-popular classic cartoon characters, and make cheap. degraded, unfunny versions of them in an EXTREME NEW SHOW!!!")
- JP Morgan
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EVERYONE is normal... until you get to know them.
Yeah, I'd like to apply for a loan to.. no, wait, wrong guy..
And being like the 500th variation on that gag I'm sure you've heard, I will now watch you.
And being like the 500th variation on that gag I'm sure you've heard, I will now watch you.
Thanks for the watch. Hope to get some artwork posted soon that's worth watchifying.
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Jeffrey H Wood
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Jeffrey H Wood
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Thanks for the faves! I feel that I have been... favorized!
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Jeffrey H Wood
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Jeffrey H Wood
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It's cool! Hope to see more of your stuff soon. (For that matter, hope to see more of MY stuff soon! 
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EVERYONE is normal... until you get to know them.
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EVERYONE is normal... until you get to know them.
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